One sentence game. I will start the story, remember only one sentence!?One sentence game.I will start the story, remember only one sentence!? Ladiva #questionnaire
Once in a small medow, layed a large bear eating walnuts.
The walnuts were very tasty.
When a squirrel wandered by
The bear is suddenly caught off guard by a loud noise.
The sun was glistening off the snow-covered ranch in the distance.
Scratching the nuts of the bear
the squirrel asked if she could share.
Samurai Squirrel whipped out a sword.
…and all of them stood still!
The squirrel said had over the nuts or il cut yours off.
The bear squirmed with fear, “please, I like my nuts, but I can share.”
The squirrel sighed with pity knowing the bear will soon lose both nuts in a matter of time, whether it be from him or the hunters near by.
Meanwhile, the hunters had problems of their own.
A dark cloud had moved in with a promise if rain
Pickled walnuts, that is.
The hunters looked around the forest for a moment, wondering how they’d got so lost.
Suddenly a streak of lightening struck a nearby tree splitting it to the ground followed by a roll of thunder sent straight up from the depths of hell.
The bear looks at the squirrel said them there hunters are bad people.
“Let’s spy on them,” suggested the squirrel.
So they hunkered down with a pair of binoculars that the bear had stashed in his overalls.
Along came a band of chipmunk dragging a bag of marshmallows.
The head chipmunk said ” ill trade you these marshmallows for them nuts”
Meanwhile the hunters were getting closer.
That’s when the badgers showed up drunk and toting guns
One of the hunters tripped and fell and dropped his gun causing it to shoot up in the air startling the skunks.
The acid had definatly turned on me by the time I started to mop the trees to appease the startled skunks.
But the hunters were starving, it had not been a productive day.
Luckily they found the legendary waffle tree!
It was right next to the maple syrup lake.
The hunters ate until they had their fill.
But we’re the waffles gluten free thought hunter 1 as his belly growled so loud a nearby bear took it as a challenge.
Meanwhile the bear and the chipmunks are having a marshmallow roast, and the wild hogs brought some wieners
They brought back the universe into balance.
But, in a different universe, a time warp opened.
Giant worms were traveling to earth through…well the worm whole of course.
The giant worms had quickly ate half of earth’s population.
So they were sick and threw up everyone
But there’s this prodigy boy
But there’s this prodigy boy
The prodigy boy turned and started slashing at the worms who had thrown him up.
And saved everyone.
From the zombies.
Who had planed to take over the earth from the worms
And here’s where the drunk knife wielding badgers come back into the story.
Those worms were our cousins, now you will pay!
How about marshmallows instead
The gadgets are roasting nuts and marshmallows by a fire, when they heard a sound coming from the distance…
It was a bookmobile!
Yea! We are saved!
Oops, there’s an obstacle we didn’t foresee
In walks the fire Marshall, an 11 ft tall panda.
With a sack full of Panda Express take out for every one
And while we ate, he gave a speech
That’s when the tornado touched down.
Oh no, there must be a trailer park nearby.
And all the trailer residents were waiting for Jerry Springer to show up
They were waiting for the DNA results
The results finally come back proving a shameful amount of inbreeding
Chip-badgers and skunkmunks
And then Maury Povich came into the woods with babies mama’s
The moosebears attacked Maury’s character and his mother’s honor.
Then the villagers went running down the hill, through the woods and across the creek.
The smell of pizza filled the air as they decended on the Little Cesar’s pizzeria, ravenous with hunger……. for brains!
After the trip to Little Caesar’s they voted for Scones and coffee at Starbucks
After their fill, they were back on the hunt.
@Michaela, when night fell and an eerie glow came from the woods.
they decided to find camp for the evening.
They fell into a deep, deep sleep.
They were in a food coma.