@Rebecca I can’t find a gif of someone peeing them self laughing coz that would be spot on but this is the closest. Also I scare my cat laughing so much.
@Amy ?OK OK so maybe when I say “friend” I mean myself, but if we can’t be friends with ourselves what hope is there for us to be friends with anyone else and get a partner to read with during kinky sex??
With my now ex husband..I was bored and wanted to piss him off even more. It worked and I’m not sorry ?.. We fought a lot, I wanted to end it years before we finally seperate which should’ve happened.. I’m now much happier..
We were fighting he was trying to make up.. I was letting him know I was still mad, sex wasn’t going to fix our problems.. Anyways eventually I left shouldve left long before I actually did.
Either the sex is really bad you have to consider reading during it, or that you’re trying to find pleasure in a different way while reading. Either way, this is a ridiculous question.
Well I guess if your partner is okay with it. Like if you are really into a book and don’t have much time to read it and your partner wants sex but knows you’ll be reading while the deed is done lol
I mean, you can challenge yourself.? I’ve made my husband play a videogame while having sex. Wanted to see if he could concentrate on the game. Sex won half way through the match.??
I think “rude” is like putting your feet on the furniture. But being like, “you do whatever. I’m just going to read my book.” I mean, that’s just downright savage.
Full disclosure: I’m definitely that friend you have to explain to your other friends. “Look guys, she’s a little weird but you’ll like her eventually. Just keep an open mind.”
I do…but I haven’t signed into it in like a year. I’m pretty awful at all social media with Facebook being the only exception. I think my GR is just my name though.
Soooo, I let my man read through this entire thread last night. He was absolutely in tears laughing. Mostly because some people actually thought it was a serious question, but partly because I posted it at all. He has snuggled up to me before while I was reading and within seconds realized that he was not going to win over the book. We’ve had a joke now about asking me the title of the book I’m reading before he even thinks about getting frisky. I tell him the name of the book and then he adds “In Bed”. And then waits to see if I give him the stone wall stare, or the one eyebrow giggle. Add “In Bed” to the end of the title of the book you’re reading and get your own giggles. The book I’m reading right now is called “Dangerous Days, In Bed”. I have to admit that this was by far the funniest post I’ve been involved in.
@Jackie I’m sorry you didn’t get the humor. Or maybe I’m not understanding your comment. I certainly would not describe anyone in this group as a dim witted subscriber. You are indeed missing the intent of the post, or else I’m not able to wade through your grandiose verbiage. Either way, I’m sorry that you didn’t understand that I was just trying to give people a giggle. Hugs! ❤️
Maybe it’s rude to have sex during reading time. ?
Should “she” resort to the ole sock on the doorknob hint? Lol!
@Rebecca great idea ?
lmao
Yeah, probably, unless of course it is something by Susie Bright.
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Audiobooks might be slightly less intrusive.
My earbud is very small, he’d never know.
Depends ….a how too manual may be ok ???
Spit my tea through my nose thank you very much.
@Gemma ???
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Haha, I read while he’s getting ready.
Depends on the book i suppose
How do you read while having sex? I mean aren’t you too involved?
I’ll ask my friend.
Not rude at all ?
Hahaha personnally during sex i dont think of reading ? maybe her partner is boring ???
Or very unskilled.
This gif always makes me laugh!
@Rebecca I can’t find a gif of someone peeing them self laughing coz that would be spot on but this is the closest. Also I scare my cat laughing so much.
@Kay I scare my cat too!! Lol!
omg this question totally made me lmao…i guess you can with certain positions lmao ? never thought bout this before ?
Is he that bad ? Or is the book that good ? ?
I’ll ask her. Maybe we need to know what she’s reading! Good point! ?
It depends ..
Lol!!! Uh ya! If your getting busy and you or your partner decides to grab a book and get literal I’d say there’s a bit of an issue. ???
I’ve got a “friend” who’s done this in the past! His bf wasn’t that impressed however it was a bloody good book……..so I’m told! ???
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No. ?
Sometimes the books more memorable than the sex! ?
Again…..so I’m told!!
Maybe that’s why I’m…..er, I mean he’s currently single!!
Honey, do whatever it takes
Not if you’re reading books that suit the occasion?
Well it appears my work is done here! Made everyone laugh and people are choosing books to read during…. whoopie. Hope your day stays this fun!
BeQi
Not if you’re role-playing… 😉
Y’all kinky up in this reading nook! Lol! ?❤️
YASSS!!!!
Us bookie nerds know what’s up!
No we just have kinky “friends”
@Matthew speak for “yourself” Matt ?
@Amy ?OK OK so maybe when I say “friend” I mean myself, but if we can’t be friends with ourselves what hope is there for us to be friends with anyone else and get a partner to read with during kinky sex??
Love you sweetness! ?????
This is when audio book comes handy for u lol good luck!??♀️
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I would think so….
Lmaooo
This one is serious ooo
Hopefully not a how to book?
Omg reminds me of when Tory was reading a “How to” book in the book Asheron by Sherrilyn Kenyon ?
@Rebecca how did your friend do it? It sounds so difficult
Pretty sure she didn’t do it. Just wanted to know if it was acceptable amongst other reading addicts. ?
Looool
That’s literally mind blowwwwing??..
I use my audio books ? my hubs already knows.. he says “ put your witchy book on and let’s have something.”
Best ever!!!!!!!!
Not if it is an instruction manual.
I actually have before ???
Really
Tell me about your experience cos I find it hard to believe
With my now ex husband..I was bored and wanted to piss him off even more. It worked and I’m not sorry ?.. We fought a lot, I wanted to end it years before we finally seperate which should’ve happened.. I’m now much happier..
Loool
That was Savage of you
But it must have been very funny
Lmaoo
We were fighting he was trying to make up.. I was letting him know I was still mad, sex wasn’t going to fix our problems.. Anyways eventually I left shouldve left long before I actually did.
Thanks for sharing
And it’s good to know you’re happy
Yes. Absolutely. If you aren’t into it just don’t do it.
Lmao, seriously? how can you even concentrate on reading at that time ????
Listened to an audiobook once during… Just sorta happened. Found out later he was paying attention to it too ?
No go for it ?
I would say if you can read during sex then you’re not doing it right, in my opinion ?
The reading or the sex? ?
Hahahaha! Good point. Probably both. ?
@Stephanie Quite possibly my favorite comment of this entire thread. ???
@Aerika ?
R u serious
Nope. ?❤️
If neither can win your undivided attention, maybe neither are all that good and it’s time to kick ’em both to the curb. ?
But give the book another chance.
Hahaha, right?!
That’s like looking at the ceiling and saying I think I will paint it beige! If they want to read then there is a huge issue.
Depends on the material ?
Or, someone is doing it, and the other is reading the instructions aloud.
I’d read erotica together… but if I’m in the zone reading then just get away from me lol
Ha, proably!!! But who cares.
Are you reading fifty shades of grey !!!
You have to be kidding me
Yup!
Haha, that’s perfect.
Either the sex is really bad you have to consider reading during it, or that you’re trying to find pleasure in a different way while reading. Either way, this is a ridiculous question.
Lol!
Lmao!
Oh, you are bad!!
Well I guess if your partner is okay with it. Like if you are really into a book and don’t have much time to read it and your partner wants sex but knows you’ll be reading while the deed is done lol
“Do carry on, dear. I just want to finish this chapter.”
omg yes!!
@Amber ?
What? Lol
Excuse me??? ???
Not really. As long as you can concentrate on your reading. It’s OK, I guess. ?
I know this doesn’t answer your question, but I must say this is one of the funniest threads ever…
Right!
Lmao! Challenge accepted! ? ? ?
I mean, you can challenge yourself.? I’ve made my husband play a videogame while having sex. Wanted to see if he could concentrate on the game. Sex won half way through the match.??
I think “rude” is like putting your feet on the furniture. But being like, “you do whatever. I’m just going to read my book.” I mean, that’s just downright savage.
Best answer goes to you!
Mic drop ???
Haha you’re totally my new friend!!! ?
Full disclosure: I’m definitely that friend you have to explain to your other friends. “Look guys, she’s a little weird but you’ll like her eventually. Just keep an open mind.”
Omg so am I!! Hahahahaha
Do you have a goodreads account?
I do…but I haven’t signed into it in like a year. I’m pretty awful at all social media with Facebook being the only exception. I think my GR is just my name though.
If you end up getting into it again let me know!
You’ll be the first to know! In the meantime, feel free to tag me in fun booky posts 🙂
Absolutely ?
You do the same. Sorry my kid hit the send button before I was finished haha.
For sure.
Whatever floats your boat, I guess. ? if you and your partner is fine with that then why not? ?
Go on I dare you
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Go for it. If that makes you happy.
there is an issue involved there! lol
Soooo, I let my man read through this entire thread last night. He was absolutely in tears laughing. Mostly because some people actually thought it was a serious question, but partly because I posted it at all. He has snuggled up to me before while I was reading and within seconds realized that he was not going to win over the book. We’ve had a joke now about asking me the title of the book I’m reading before he even thinks about getting frisky. I tell him the name of the book and then he adds “In Bed”. And then waits to see if I give him the stone wall stare, or the one eyebrow giggle.
Add “In Bed” to the end of the title of the book you’re reading and get your own giggles. The book I’m reading right now is called “Dangerous Days, In Bed”.
I have to admit that this was by far the funniest post I’ve been involved in.
The “in bed” sounds like an excellent new thread.
@Theresa I took you up on that!
@Jackie I’m sorry you didn’t get the humor. Or maybe I’m not understanding your comment. I certainly would not describe anyone in this group as a dim witted subscriber. You are indeed missing the intent of the post, or else I’m not able to wade through your grandiose verbiage. Either way, I’m sorry that you didn’t understand that I was just trying to give people a giggle. Hugs! ❤️
@Amy
…as long as it’s just the newspaper
Have His Carcase… In bed. Hmm, interesting.
Not when you get to my age! Lol
The last librarian read Is It In by Aschmall Cox
LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! I love it. Frankly, I don’t think it’s proper for sex to interrupt reading!
Perhaps reading 50 Shades together?