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Have you ever read a book with a character who was so annoying that you wanted to reach into the book and slap them?

Have you ever read a book with a character who was so annoying that you wanted to reach into the book and slap them?

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JackieQuestion author

Flora Finching in Charles Dickens’ Little Dorrit is having that effect on me.

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Samantha

Yep ! Just finished reading inkspeel (Cornelia Funke) and I thought Meggie was super annoying at first ?

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Nathalie

Bella in twilight

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Kaya

Yep!!!

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JackieQuestion author

I’ve never read it, but I’ve heard that she’s pretty bad.

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Nathalie

@Jackie She just kept on whining

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Gina

Edward made me want to vomit with his creepy stalking & demands–and treating Bella like she was a 5 year old (although, to be fair, she wasn’t that far off…).

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Nathalie

@Gina well since he was ancient … to him she was probably 5

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Helga

Lot of time ?

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Debi

Eragon in Eragon. Arya in Eragon.

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Maria

Oh yeah!

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Bella

Yes

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Bella

Lydia Wickham (nee Bennet)

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JackieQuestion author

@Bella Definitely!

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Rhys

Anita Blake

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Clary from City of Bones

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Theresa

The first few chapters of Twilight–both Bella and Edward.

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Gina

Yes. All of them.

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Rosane

oh, I like this story! But her boyfriend Pedro (I think it’s his name, if I remember) is a wimp! The mother is typical of the traditional Mexican culture of the past. And her sister who marries her boyfriend, well, no comments.

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Gina

I amend my previous statement. The oldest sister was the only one I liked, because she left and became her own person.

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Rosane

@Gina oh yes! That scene in the shower, btw, is even better when you read it! better than the movie! I’d like to try that ‘chicken’ with rose petals, whatever it was, haha!

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Gina

I have not seen the film. I read the book and was just so angry at everyone; they all needed a smack! ?

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Nikki

Yes! That’s how I felt about Scarlett O’Hara throughout most of Gone With The Wind!

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Laura

Sarah from Bitten and Smitten by Michelle Rowen had that sort of affect on me ?

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Ana

Lolita and Humbert from Lolita. I don’t know which one annoyed me more.

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Angela

Oh yeah!

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Tika

Mare Barrow from Red Queen, I cannot stand her and Juliette from Shatter Me to a lesser extent, she irritates me but I can deal.

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Daniela

Uriah Heep in David Copperfield

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JackieQuestion author

I think I wanted to choke him rather than slap him.

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Ariel

Several.

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Aerika

Yep! The Shopaholic series. Just pay your bills!!!?

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Kat

Many times, hehe. 😉

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Rebecca

Mr. Collins from Pride & Prejudice.

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Allison

YES!

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Joanne

Definitely! There are a few in Pride and Prejudice on my Literary Slap List, and he is one of them!

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Allison

@Joanne – Literary Slap List! LOVE this! ?

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Vie

Clary

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Kara

Yes ? but I knew the type of books the author wrote and I’d like the character eventually

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Monique

Anna & Etinne from Anna & the French Kiss. I didn’t like either characters for their shitty behaviour, don’t know who I didn’t like more.

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Ana

I enjoyed the book but the indecision on Etienne’s part annoyed me a bit as well. They do some shitty things, I agree but I still could enjoy the story regardless.

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Wayne

Several! Brand of Amber, Count Glossu Rabban, Arnold Siegel, Geoff Fu George and Johnny Keems- to name a few

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Lysa

Yes! The mother from Second Child

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Louise

Amy Dunne from gone girl

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Donna

Holden Caulfield.

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Tiffany

yes, two. Where the Heart Is. Girl on the Train.

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Caylynn

The MC from Throne of Glass by Sara Maas. God I couldn’t STAND HER

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Isra

Dorethea from Spelled, I’ve had trouble finishing it.

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Kat

Whatshername in Throne of Glass.

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Martha

Yep, quite a few actually ?

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CarolAnne

yes Elena in Vampire Diaries books

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Jennifer

Bella from twilight

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Mary

Yes. Gone Girl.

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Lisa

Yes. This one character was such a whiny dumbass.

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Dorothy

The prince from children of blood and bone, forgotten his name, zelie annoyed mrtoo, I loved the princess and zelie’s brother instead. Also Nesta in A court of frost and starlight and girl on the train MC.

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Gwenn

Yes. Amy in Gone Girl. Then her parents.

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Amber

Yup

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Laura

The main character in the Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood. Ugh!!!

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Misha

Oh yes

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Taylor

Yes! So many lately!!

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Lorelei

Miranda in BookShop of Yesterdays. So bratty.

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Susan

Sometimes I do.

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María

Alyssa from Splintered, drives me crazy.

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Susan

Oh my yes.

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Trichelle

Yes!

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Samantha

Catcher in the Rye!

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Aubree

Oh yes!

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Sarah

Feyre from the ACOTAR series. I despised her from the start and REALLY disliked being in her head for three and a half books

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Kaitlyn

I loved the actual series but sometimes Feyre was just so dumb ?

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Sarah

@Kaitlyn I continued with it because I loved the secondary characters. I think I would have enjoyed it more if it had been third person multi-perspective. I was far more invested in Mor, Cassian, Azriel, and Lucien then Feysand lol

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Kaitlyn

Right! The other characters were better lol.

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Ana

I’ve only just finished the first one but she drove me nuts sometimes. People tell her multiple times not to do certain things and she goes and does exactly that. I loved the scenes with Lucian and Rhysand but everything else was not fun. I’ve head that the second book is much better though.

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Sarah

@Ana The second book is a lot more romancy, so I personally didn’t love it as much as some folks, but if you like a lot of romance you’ll probably enjoy it

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Ana

I can enjoy a good romance, so it shouldn’t be an issue.

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Lindsey

On more than one occasion.

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Emily

Oh yes

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Kelly

Juliette. In ALL of the books. Lol!

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Jess

Uhm The Twilight Saga… Bella Swan is the most annoying main character I’ve ever read..

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Debs

She is hideously awful

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Deanna

Yes! In fact, that’s the number one reason that I will put the book down.

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Michelle

Gone girl!

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Smita

Yes ..

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Kayleen

Harry Potter in Harry Potter series…all the time. I liked Ron and Hermoine too much to quit the series.

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Alex

Felt this way about Liesl from Wintersong. I liked the story but her character completely ruined it for me. I haven’t been sure about giving the sequel a go in the hope she’s changed ?

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Debs

So many times. Not just slap them but strangle them!

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Mikkaella

Yahh.. right…

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Myra

Yep! Asa in Too Late by Colleen Hoover

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Joey

One of the character in a book i am reading is a real b but she is victom the whole mystery revloves around

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Jon

Ha! Ha!…..from my book ‘On Either Side Part 2’……*
Back in England, around mid-morning of the following day, Cecil Pratt was pottering in his greenhouse, disinfecting dahlia beds with a water-pot and spray when two large men wearing trilby’s and black leather overcoats (collars up of course) opened the flimsy glass door and approached him, heavy footsteps echoing ominously up to where he stood. One was slightly taller and looked more intimidating than the other. Cecil was wearing reading-glasses on the bridge of his nose which steamed-up ridiculously with the sweat of fretting brought about by their uninvited and unexpected arrival. To Cecil they looked like a couple of mobsters, a visit he hadn’t anticipated in his little haven world cushioned by horticultural silence from the lively chaos that spun society outside and elsewhere.
The taller man looked at Cecil, his eyes shadowed intimidatingly by the peak of his hat. He tried his best to smile from a natural grimace then spoke, his foreign accent gravelly and deep; but the words slipped precisely from his tight lips and were politely presented. ‘We are looking for Brenda Pratt. Is she here?’
‘I’m afraid not,’ replied Cecil nervously.
‘Are you her husband?’
‘Yes, Cecil Pratt,’ said the councillor, feeling more at ease with a polished regard for the man’s courtesy.
‘When is she due back?’ questioned the big man patiently.
Cecil thought for a moment; somehow he’d smelt a rat. No one ever visited his greenhouse so what did these two want with his wife? He knew everyone she knew and vice versa. Best that he assess the situation with a civil servant’s perspective and that sagely wisdom that accompanied his status. He didn’t recognise either of these burly looking foreign strangers so why should he tell them where she was? And the big man’s manner seemed so lame and innocuous it was time to stand his ground and stick up for Brenda. ‘She’s staying with a friend at the moment,’ he eventually answered.
‘Where is that and who is the friend?’
‘I think it would be wrong of me to divulge that information without Brenda’s permission,’ said Cecil stubbornly.
A look of impatient displeasure struck the big man’s face. ‘Where is she?’ he growled belligerently.
The big man’s sudden change in attitude, from civility to intolerance, induced a wave of rebellious chivalry to flush Cecil’s thinking. He wanted his wife back one day, and the sooner the better. Then he would show her that he was twice the man she thought he was. No time like the present to put this gutsy new gallant streak into practise. He stuck his nose in the air defiantly. ‘I’ve already told you that I’m not prepared…..’
The big man’s punch was so hard that Cecil flew backwards like a stone from a catapult, across one of his dahlia beds, through a pane of glass and finished off sprawled upon the concrete path outside his greenhouse with a ghastly bloody nose. The big man walked over to him then picked poor Cecil up like a rag-doll. ‘I thought you might need a little reminder?’ he said dryly.
A moist patch spread around Cecil’s groin. His face felt like it’d been trodden on by an elephant and he was gasping for air like a guppy on the beach. ‘Yes, you’re quite right, how stupid of me….’ He stumbled his words so nervously that one fell into the next without a stop or start. Then he gulped for air again. ‘I’ll just go and fetch Brenda’s address book. I won’t be a moment.’

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Linda

Yes

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Dinna

Yup. I even wanted to dance w/ a character & have “play time ” 😉

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Michelle

Yes lol

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Emma-Dawn

I wanted to slap all of the characters in 50 shades ?

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Michelle

I am right now, actually.

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Nancy

Yes.

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Lauri

Yes! Winter at death’s hotel.

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Colleen

yes!!!!

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Eliesha

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sara

Yes. And I must say I pride myself in writing such a character because it gives the book life if you don’t only love or hate a character. We all have a annoying person in our life, so there probably would be one in a book to. That being said as a reader, I HATE THEM ??

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Amber

Definitely. It was a good book, but I wanted to slap the MC up the funny side. It changed my 5 star review to a 4, and if not for the development of a major character I wouldn’t have reviewed it at all.

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Emily

Yes

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Miki

Dolores Umbridge in Harry Potter

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Yang

Carl Henderson in The Homing! ?

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Eleanor

Yes

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Rae

Yep…couldn’t even finish the book ?

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Courtney

Absolutely!!!

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Stephanie

Definitely

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Alyssa

Yes

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Stephanie

Yes!

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Nirvan

The Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan. I constantly wanted to backhand smack (with knuckles) 99.9% of the characters, 99.9% of the time.

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JackieQuestion author

Oh dear. I was thinking about reading that series.

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Nirvan

Uh oh…I hope you fare better than I did!

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Prashwasthika

Yes but later on, he became my “husband goals”

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Dianne

Bridget Jones.

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Renee

Yep!

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Regan

Yes

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Lyndel

Yep

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Valerie

Yes, Ave Maria in the Big Cherry Holler books, especially!

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Stacy

Feyre from ACOMAF

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Marco

Dolores Umbridge (Harry Potter) and Mr. Pumblechook (The Great Expectations)

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Julie

Dean Koontz Intensity, character…Chyna

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Mary

Yes. The whole book. The Girl on the train. Worst book ever.

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Lindy

Absolutely!

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Nancy

Yep. The female in Shades of Gray., Also the main character in The Name of the Wind.

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Ana

Fforde’s Shades of Gray? How did you like it? I’ve heard good things. It’s supposed to be funny?

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Adam

Name of the Wind.. god that book was a disaster. Rothfuss shows us that dialogue and pacing are a difficult thing for some people to master. The titles of the books in this series are the on interesting thing about them.

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Nancy

@Ana sorry. I couldn’t finish it. I couldn’t stand that character and I was supposed to be sympathetic.

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Nancy

@Adam absolutely!

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Ana

@Nancy Ah, it’s a shame. I’ll give it a try anyway.
I loved The Name of the Wind, I didn’t mind Kvothe so much. He’s a very polarising character. I agree on the pacing though, it could be done better. Speaking of annoying characters – I did really dislike Denna. Even though she has some characteristics that I usually love in characters, she got on my nerves so much.

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Ashley

More this year than usual…

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Mona

Yess! Brenda from the Maze Runner. Honestly I shipped Teresa and Thomas so much and then they introduced Brenda ?

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Ana

I agree completely. It was so unnecessary.

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Heide-Mari

Yes, a man called Ove…

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Yvonne

Hell, yes

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Marie

Oh, yes!

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Misty

All of Ruth Ware’s characters ??.. I feel sorry for them for being created

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Sharon

Gone Girl

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Jesse

Yes: Lilah Bard from the Shades of Magic trilogy. And every Sarah J. Maas character.

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Kat

Oh my, that’s many – considering both series! 😀

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Bert

Scarlett O’Hara- She should have been related to the Wicked Witch of the West! https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/18405.Gone_with_the_Wind?ac=1&from_search=true

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JackieQuestion author

The Wicked Witch of the South? ?

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Bert

@Jackie Yep! 🙂

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LauraEddy

Yes!!! Every character in A Man Called Ove

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Avanell

Yes. ?

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Fiona

Yes, Anastasia in FSOG. I wanted to shove a sock in her mouth every time she bleated on about the ‘inner goddess’.

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Carmen

Oh yes. Including characters I’ve created.

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Sharelle

Catcher in the Rye, Holden… smh

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